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** You know you've been in Korea too long if **
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1. You don't mind paying more for coffee than dinner
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2. You want to go back to the States and open an IMF HOF HOUSE
¡æ¹Ì±¹À¸·Î µ¹¾Æ°¡¼ IMF È£ÇÁÁýÀ» ¿°í ½ÍÀ» ¶§
3. A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn't bother you
¡æ(ÈÀå½Ç¿¡¼ ¾²´Â) µÎ·ç¸¶¸® ÈÞÁö°¡ ½ÄŹ¿¡ ¿Ã·ÁÁ® À־ ¾Æ¹«·¸Áö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§
4. You like to cut your noodles with scissors
¡æ¸éÀ» °¡À§·Î À߶ó¸ÔÀ» ¶§
5. You don't even notice the misspelled signs in English (eg.'openning')
¡æöÀÚ°¡ Ʋ¸° ¿µ¾îÇ¥ÁöÆǸ¦ º¸°íµµ Ʋ·È´Ù´Â°É ¾Ë¾ÆÂ÷¸®Áö ¸øÇÒ ¶§ (¿¹ÄÁµ¥ openning°°Àº..)
6. You can balance a 50 pound bowl on your head and walk briskly
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7. You say ¡°o-rai, o-rai¡± when your helping your buddy back up his car.
¡æÄ£±¸°¡ Â÷¸¦ »¬ ¶§, '¿À¶óÀÌ~ ¿À¶óÀÌ~'¶ó°í ¸»ÇÏ°í ÀÖÀ» ¶§
8. You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN than all of your years in school combined.
¡æÇб³¸¦ ´Ù´Ò ¶§º¸´Ù Çѱ¹¿¡¼ AFKNÀ¸·Î ¹è¿î ¹Ì±¹ÀÇ ¿ª»ç°¡ ´õ ¸¹¾ÆÁ³À» ¶§
9. You start having kimchi and rice for breakfast
¡æ¹ä°ú ±èÄ¡·Î ¾ÆħÀ» ¶§¿ì±â ½ÃÀÛÇÒ ¶§
10. You think Kim Dae Jung is sexy
¡æ±è´ëÁßÀÌ ¼½½ÃÇÏ´Ù°í ´À³¥ ¶§ (ÀÌ°Å ¸Ó¸®°¡ µ· ³Ñ ¾Æ´Ï¾ß??)
11. More than 1/2 of your book collection is from the Kyobo Book Store.
¡æ±³º¸¹®°í¿¡¼ »ê Ã¥ÀÌ °¡Áø Ã¥ÀÇ ¹ÝÀ» ³Ñ¾úÀ» ¶§
12. You don't mind playing basketball on dirt.
¡æ¹Ù´ÚÀÌ ÈëÀ¸·Î µÈ ÄÚÆ®¿¡¼ ³ó±¸¸¦ Çϸ鼵µ ÀÌ»óÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§
13. You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names (H.O.T. R.E.F. DJ D.O.C. G.O.D.)
¡æH.O.T.³ª R.E.F. ¶Ç´Â DJ D.O.C. G.O.D °°Àº À̴ϼȷΠµÈ À̸§À» °¡Áö°í ÀÖ´Â ±×·ìÀ» ÁÁ¾ÆÇÏ°Ô µÉ ¶§
14. You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold
¡æÃß¿öÁö¸é ÇÏ¾á ¸¶½ºÅ©¸¦ ¾²±â ½ÃÀÛÇÒ ¶§
15. You hate Japan for no apparent reason
¡æÀϺ»ÀÌ ¾Æ¹« ÀÌÀ¯¾øÀÌ ½È¾îÁú ¶§
16. You bow to all of your white friends
¡æ¸ðµç Ä£±¸µé°ú °í°³¼÷¿© Àλ縦 ÇÏ°Ô µÉ ¶§
17. You look for a Lotteria when you're in Minnesota
¡æ¹Ì³×¼ÒŸ¿¡ °¡¼ ·Ôµ¥¸®¾Æ¸¦ ã°í ÀÖÀ» ¶§
18. You enjoy bad tasting instant coffee in luxury settings
¡æ°í±Þ½º·¯¿î Ä«Æä¿¡¼ ¸À¾ø´Â ÀνºÅÏÆ® Ä¿ÇǸ¦ ¸¶½Ã¸ç ÁÁ´Ù°í »ý°¢ÇÒ ¶§
19. You find you no longer hold your breath in a crowded elevator
¡æ°¡µæ Âù ¿¤¸®º£ÀÌÅÍ ¾È¿¡¼µµ ¸¶´Ã³¿»õ °°Àº °Í ¶§¹®¿¡ ¼ûÀ» ÂüÁö ¾Ê¾Æµµ µÉ ¶§
20. You start wearing slippers in the office and think it is ok
¡æ»ç¹«½Ç¿¡¼ ½½¸®ÆÛ¸¦ ½ÅÀ¸¸ç ±×°Ô ¾Æ¹«·¸Áöµµ ¾Ê´Ù°í »ý°¢ÇÒ ¶§
21. Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be permed and wear unmatched clothes and anklets
¡æ¾Æ³»°¡ 40´ë°¡ µÇ¾úÀ¸´Ï ÆÛ¸Ó ¸Ó¸®¿¡ ¾È¾î¿ï¸®´Â ¿Ê°ú ¹ß¸ñ±îÁö ¿À´Â ¾ç¸»À» ½ÅÀ» °Å¶ó°í »ý°¢µÉ ¶§
22. You no longer hang out in Itaewon
¡æÀÌÅ¿øÀ¸·Î ³î·¯°¡Áö ¾Ê°ÔµÉ ¶§
23. Whenever you are surprised you say 'ai-go'
¡æ³ªµµ ¸ð¸£°Ô ³î¶ó¸é¼ '¾ÆÀÌ°í'¶ó°í ÇÒ ¶§
24. You are honked at and you call the driver a 'babo seki ya'
¡æ¿îÀüÇÏ´Ù°¡ ³ª¿¡°Ô °æÀûÀ» ¿ï·Á´ë´Â »ç¶÷¿¡°Ô '¹Ùº¸»õ³¢¾ß'¶ó°í ¼Ò¸®Ä¥ ¶§
25. U.S. dollars look small in physical size
¡æ´Þ·¯ ÁöÆóÀÇ Å©±â°¡ ¿ØÁö ¸ð¸£°Ô À۾ƺ¸ÀÏ ¶§
26. You understand what they're trying to sell through the loudspeaker in that truck that drives by your house every morning.
¡æ¸ÅÀÏ ¾Æħ Áý¾Õ¿¡¼ ½Ã²ô·¯¿î ½ºÇÇÄ¿¸¦ ÄÑ°í µ¹¾Æ´Ù´Ï´Â Æ®·°¿¡¼ ¹«¾ùÀ» ÆÄ´ÂÁö¸¦ ¾Ë°Ô µÉ ¶§
27. You find yourself sucking air through your teeth when a shopkeeper offers you their 'best price'
¡æÁ¡¿øÀÌ 'Á¦ÀÏ ½Ñ °¡°Ý'À» Á¦½ÃÇѴٴµ¥ ¸ø¹Ï°Ú´Ù´Â Ç¥Á¤ÀÌ Áö¾îÁú ¶§
28. You salivate every time you see a Lassie episode
¡æ'·¡½Ã' À̾߱⸦ º¸¸ç ħÀ» È긮°í ÀÖ´Â ´ç½ÅÀ» ¹ß°ßÇÒ ¶§
29. You know exactly what kind of dogs are 'good'
¡æ¾î¶² °³°¡ 'ÁÁÀº °³'ÀÎÁö¸¦ ±¸º°ÇØ ³¾ ¼ö ÀÖÀ» ¶§ (¿ª½Ã º¸½ÅÅÁ ¾ê±âÀÎ µí..)
30. You look forward to lunches at the KATUSA Snack Bar
¡æKATUSA ½º³¼¹Ù¿¡¼ Á¡½ÉÀ» ¶§¿ì°í ½Í¾îÁú ¶§
31. You've bought everything they sell on the subway
¡æ ÁöÇÏö ¾È¿¡¼ ÆÄ´Â °ÍµéÀ» Á¾·ùº°·Î ÀÌ¹Ì ´Ù »çº¸¾ÒÀ» ¶§
32. You don't even notice the captions when watching an American movie
¡æ¹Ì±¹ ¿µÈ¸¦ º¼ ¶§ ³ª¿À´Â ÇÑ±Û ÀÚ¸·ÀÌ ½Å°æ ¾²ÀÌÁö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§
33. You find yourself wanting to got back to the market so you can pop those 'bbon-dae-gi'
¡æµ¿³× ½´ÆÛ·Î µ¹¾Æ°¡¼ ±º°ÍÁú·Î »·µ¥±â¸¦ »ç¸Ô°í ½Í¾îÁú ¶§
34. You bring along your own chopsticks when you go to McDonalds
¡æ¸Æµµ³¯Áî¿¡ Á£°¡¶ôÀ» °¡Áö°í °¥ ¶§ (ÁøÂ¥Àϱî?)
35. You've eaten pig's feet
¡æÁ·¹ßÀ» ¸ÔÀ» ¼ö ÀÖ°Ô µÇ¾úÀ» ¶§ (Á·¹ß, ¼ø´ë¸¦ ¿Ü±¹»ç¶÷µéÇÑÅ× ¼³¸íÇÏ¸é °ÅÀǹÌÄ¡·Á ÇÏÁÒ ^^)
36. Korean cops no longer look like boy scouts.
¡æÇѱ¹ °æÂûÀÌ º¸À̽ºÄ«¿ôó·³ º¸ÀÌÁö ¾Ê°ÔµÉ ¶§ (^&^)
37. You can pronounce 'hyundai' correctly
¡æHyundai¸¦ 'Çö´ë'¶ó°í ¹ßÀ½ÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ°Ô µÉ ¶§ (ÇÏÇÏ^^)
38. You think it's odd that the bus driver doesn't play the radio out loud back in the States.
¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¬À» ¶§, ¹ö½º±â»ç°¡ ¶óµð¿À¸¦ Å©°Ô Ʋ¾î³õÁö ¾Ê´Â °ÍÀÌ ÀÌ»óÇÏ´Ù°í »ý°¢µÉ ¶§
39. The waitress cusses you out for not tipping her upon your return to the States
¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¡¼ ½Ä´ç¿¡¼ ½Ç¼ö·Î ÆÁÀ» ¾ÈÁÖ°í ³ª¿Í¼ ¿þÀÌÆ®¸®½º°¡ ´ç½Å¿¡°Ô ¿åÇÏ´Â °ÍÀ» µé¾úÀ» ¶§
40. You're 5ft.9in. and you think you're kind of tall.
¡æ176ÀÎ Å°°¡ Å©´Ù°í »ý°¢µÉ ¶§
41. You start using henna rinse when you see your first grey hair
¡æÀڱ⠸Ӹ®¿¡ ³ Èò¸Ó¸®¸¦ óÀ½º¸°í ¿°»ö¾àÀ» ¾²°ÔµÉ ¶§
42. You hear someone release gas and you say, 'Who bang-goo'ed?'
¡æ¹æ±¸¼Ò¸®¸¦ µè°í, '´©°¡ ¹æ±¸ ²¼¾î!'¶ó°í ¸»ÇÒ ¶§
43. The first thing you ask for at a restaurant is a cup of 'coffees'
¡æ·¹½ºÅä¶û¿¡ °¡¼ Á© ¸ÕÀú coffees¸¦ ´Þ¶ó°í ÇÒ ¶§
44. You go to a concert and bow back at the conductor
¡æÀ½¾Çȸ¿¡¼ ÁöÈÖÀÚ°¡ °í°³¼÷¿© Àλ縦 ÇÏ¸é ¹Ú¼ö¸¦ Ä¡´Â°Ô ¾Æ´Ï¶ó µ¢´Þ¾Æ °í°³¼÷¿© ´ä·ÊÇÒ ¶§
45. You have started snapping your gum in public
¡æ»ç¶÷ÀÌ ¸¹Àº °÷¿¡¼µµ ²À» ¼Ò¸®³»¸ç ¾ÂÀ¸¸é¼µµ ¾Æ¹«·¸Áöµµ ¾ÊÀ» ¶§
46. You start having a midnight snack of cold rice and fish heads
¡æ¹ãÂüÀ¸·Î ½ÄÀº ¹ä°ú ³²¾ÆÀÖ´ø »ý¼±´ë°¡¸®¸¦ ¸Ô°ÔµÉ ¶§
47. You refer to your POV as your 'my car'
¡æ °ø¹«¿ëÂ÷(Public Owned Vehicle)¸¦ '³» Â÷'¶ó°í Ç¥ÇöÇÒ ¶§.. (¾Æ¸¶ ¿ì¸®³ª¶ó »ç¶÷µé °ø¿ë¹°°ú »çÀ¯¹° ±¸ºÐ ¸øÇÏ´Â °É ºø´íµí..)
48. You stop being surprised after laboring up a mountain for two hours and running into a young woman all dressed up in heals and a young man in a suit and tie
¡æµÎ½Ã°£µ¿¾È¿¡ °ÉÃÄ Èûµé°Ô »ê¿¡ ¿Ã¶ó°¬´Âµ¥ »ê²À´ë±â¿¡¼ ¿¹»Ú°Ô Â÷·ÁÀÔ °í ÇÏÀÌÈúÀ» ½ÅÀº ¾Æ°¡¾¾¿Í Á¤Àå¿¡ ³ØŸÀ̱îÁö ÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¸¦ º¸°í ³î¶ó ¸ØÃç ¼°Ô µÇÁö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§ (ÇÏÇÏ^^)
49. You call back to the States and ask your friend if he has moved into his new 'apar-t,' yet
¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¡¼µµ 'apartment'¶ó´Â ¸» ´ë½Å '¾ÆÆÄÆ®'¶ó´Â ¸»À» ¾²°í ÀÖÀ» ¶§
50. You are on leave in the States and refer to an apartment building as a mansion
¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¡¼µµ apartment buildingÀ» '¸Ç¼Ç'À̶ó´Â ´Ü¾î·Î Ç¥ÇöÇÒ ¶§ (¸Ç¼ÇÀº ´ë¹®¿¡¼ ÁýÇö°ü±îÁö ÇÑ 50¹ÌÅÍ´Â µÇ´Â ´ëÀúÅÃÀ» À̸£´Â ¸»)
51. Someone steps on your toe and apologizes and you say, 'No sweat-ee da'
¡æ´©°¡ ¹ßÀ» ¹â°í »ç°úÇϸé 'No sweatÀÌ´Ù'¶ó°í ¸»³¡¿¡ ~ÀÌ´Ù¸¦ ºÙ¿©¼ ¾ê±âÇÏ°Ô µÉ ¶§
52. Your favorite exclamation is 'Ai-go jook get da'
¡æÇѱ¹¸»·Î '¾ÆÀÌ°í Á×°Ú´Ù'¶ó´Â °¨Åº»ç¸¦ ¾²°ÔµÉ ¶§
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